hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

fasterfood:

yeah. this is a robbery. but im not like most robbers. im different. the #1 rule of my robberies is for everyone to have fun and be yourselves (: also im not saying im random but give me all your squirrels xD (: haha no im just havin a little fun. whenever ur ready to give me your money, go for it :)

mishayourface:

welcometoellaytown:

egberts:

egberts:

why cant you surf microwaves

because theyre too small

THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET

I told my dad this and he threw the tv remote at me

detention:

im following back tons!!

passion:

how to have a flat stomach

1. remove all of your organs

daisyhaz-e:

♡ more posts like this here ♡

detention:

im following back tons!!

jadefinitelyspooky:

hobbies including impersonating the way nick jonas says red dress

cybergirllfriend:

lnvaded:

i-was-like-wtf:

liddoshane:

self0bsession:

invokes:

OMG i just found the hottest boy on tumblr

His link’s here

can he just get in my bed

jesus christ he brings joy to my eyes

oh my god his blog is perf

MY OVARIES

haave-you-met-ted:

welcome to my favoruite urbandictionary post ill be your guide